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Footie: the English soccer, quite fun, but extremely boring a stupid

It is also called football which is a heck of a lot better
Oi, that footie game was awesome!
It was quite boring really
Yeah, we should just wipe out the whole lot of the footie players
Heck yeah, then we can get more rugby or field hockey in!
No way, we need football, the American football!
Whatev!
footie by shnibblesrcool July 4, 2006
What krill Eat.......

Scumbag
Boy id hate to be a Footie
Footie by Anthony Castaldo January 6, 2005

footie pajamas 

Pajamas inexplicably designed with feet. A clear indicator of whether someone watches you in your sleep or not.
Oh shit, my roommate has footie pajamas. I know for sure she watches me in my sleep now!
footie pajamas by creepcreepcreep November 15, 2009

Footie Bone 

The spot on your ankle bone that when hit feels like the funny bone in your arm.
Oh Man! I just hit my footie bone and now my toes are all tingly.

footie-J 

I still have road rash from that gnarly footie-J the other day.
footie-J by dccring August 23, 2011

footie-fascist

A person displaying alt-right, racist or who calls left wing people trots, marxists, etc whilst showing a remarkable lack of empathy for people. Will be found to have football (soccer) mentioned in their profile.
I noticed while he was ranting about muslims and trots that he supports x football club! Another footie-fascist!
footie-fascist by Chr0me May 8, 2018