porn filing cabinet 

much like a pornfolio, but a porn filing cabinet requires at least 10 Giga bytes of porn

my brother has an entire porn filing cabinet on his computer, it is taking up his entire hard drive

porn filing cabinet by pete Thay December 25, 2007

Poké-filing 

Profiling that anybody who is on their phone is playing Pokémon GO in public.

John: Look, even that guy is playing Pokémon GO!
Paul: No he's not, he's just on his phone *and* riding his bike...
John: YEAH, that means he is playing Pokémon GO!
Paul: Stop Poké-filing people dumbass...

Poké-filing by BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCCCCCCH July 11, 2016

Text Filing 

Voluntary Filing your nails on your "texting hand" to make texting easier.

Girl #1 : Hey what are you doing right now!?

Girl #2: Text Filing! Girl, my nails have been making it so damn hard to text!

Text Filing by Justdhathomo July 3, 2009

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Fixing good 

The menacing rival of breaking bad.

Bob: "I loved breaking bad bro"
Jerald: "Fixing good is better retard."

Fixing good by meatdestroyerbot900 September 16, 2021

Filling Machine or Rinsing Machine 

The penultimate question we homosapiens always have about what type of machine we saw was a filling machine (which FILLS THE SODA BOTTLES) or rinsing machine (which RINSES THE SODA BOTTLES), which is usually found in the Kiri Soda factory in Uganda. The answer is simple: Don’t get them confused.

Friend 1: Hey bro, is this thing a filling machine or rinsing machine?
Friend 2: How the hell did you get out of the basement?
Friend 1: Through the filling machine.
Friend 2: That’s a rinsing machine.
Friend 1: I really think you’re wrong.
Friend 2: I really think you should get back in the basement.

Filling Machine or Rinsing Machine by p0ps0da April 8, 2021

Filigree 

A nonsensical word that has no meaning because Zach made it up.

“It’s got like, filigree all over it.”

Filigree by _MaRkSmAn_ December 14, 2018