figure skater 

a person who thinks they are an athlete but are really just a snobby, stuck up public skater in fancy clothes. Mostly woman but every now and then you get the typical gay man who fits right in with the livestyle of a figure skater. All figure skaters act like they hate hockey players but deep down inside they really want to get them in bed. This is very true at THE RINK.

Look at becca out there. She just thinks her shit dont stink because she can do a spin. Typical figure skater.

figure skater by the rink guys January 7, 2011

Sofia Figure Skates

Sofia is an enchanting woman characterized by her striking beauty, intellectual prowess, captivating allure, and exceptional skill on the ice. Her commitment to perfectionism shines through in every aspect of her life, making her a truly remarkable and multifaceted individual.

Sofia: Sofia Figure Skates is my pookie bear.

Sofia Figure Skates by Joesph Chadson November 13, 2023

figureskater frustration 

A man dressed in gold sequins working intimately with a hot girl in various compromisingly close positions remeniscent of kama sutra poses involving friction between silky tight clothing. The man usually ends up at home thinking about the girl with a bottle of that new KY massage oil.

Donny's got figureskater frustration because Tamara and her big juggies keeps pressing into his back while they work on the corporate spreadsheet.

figureskater frustration by MrMorrison February 14, 2006