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Femifisting 

Verb.
When one makes the incredible mistake of saying something sexist in front of a feminist, resulting in them being torn a literal new asshole. The resulting verbal abuse often ends with a figurative circumcision and extreme regret on the speakers part.
Cooper asked Allison who let her out of the kitchen, the resulting femifisting left him unable to walk for days.
Femifisting by mkmouse February 16, 2014

feministics 

Bogus statistics used by Feminists to further their agenda. Figures usually range from extremely misleading to comically untrue.
"Did you know 8 in every 3 women are raped in their life time? Did you know that a woman will have to work approximately 200 years to earn as much as the average man does before lunch on a Monday?"

"Yeah, I dunno. Sounds awfully like a bunch of feministics to me."
feministics by Victor Vendrell March 16, 2015

Feministically 

An adjective to describe an action or person who displays feminist traits
Dakota described Maggie’s character to be very feministically inclined
“That’s great” said sue

Feministics 

Feministics (n.) - The calculated practice of employing aspects of femininity—such as appearance, perceived vulnerability, or social expectations—as a strategic tool or weapon to achieve a desired outcome, often in social, political, or interpersonal contexts.
Dat girl tiki, has an absolute command of feministics! Seemingly no man can resist her W.A.P.!