penguins freezing in antartica 

The appropriate response to when someone takes off a jacket, sweater, etc. even though it is really cold either to display how "tough" they are or because they feel no cold. Especially when you are freezing yourself

Debrickashaw: Ahhh its not that cold
'Xebole: Dude its like 20 degrees outside and all i have is this vest
Debrickashaw: Stop being such a wimp <takes off coat>
'Xebole: what the hell, there are penguins freezing in antartica

penguins freezing in antartica by Felippe Boom-Boom LeBlanc January 12, 2011

freezing fucking cold 

where i am right now

I AM REALLY freezing fucking cold

freezing fucking cold by coldperson November 6, 2013

Freezing my ass off 

Think about a time your butt has truly been cold. Very rarely, it means you are so cold that even your butt is cold.

I’m freezing my ass off can you please turn down the a/c!!!

Freezing my ass off by Lay-mmmm July 6, 2018

freezing my dick off 

When it's the coldest you've ever been.

I'm freezing my dick off in here! It's the fucking coldest I've ever been!

freezing my dick off by downtimedanny August 30, 2016

freezing the monkey 

the act of having sex with a snowman

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

freezing the monkey by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve August 10, 2019

Freezing the monkey 

Having sex with a snowman.

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

Freezing the monkey by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019

fucking freezing

Extreme cold where your nuts feel like they are going to curl up and disappear

1:Dude, I can't see to find my balls.

2:That's because its fucking freezing out there. Get Inside Moron.

fucking freezing by SevenD February 10, 2008