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Extended Essay 

4000 words of procrastination, pain, and last-minute stress. Also what I'm supposed to be doing right now.
My Extended Essay is due in tomorrow and I have 2000 words to go please send help

Extended hook penis 

The action of sticking a hook through your penis and attaching it to the bull bar of a car. You then walk backwards until your penis gets extended by about 10 inches. Once finished this process DO NOT detach the hook.
Yo heath check out my Extended Hook Penis.

extended adolescence

Derogatory lifestyle description marrieds use for unmarrieds 25 years old or older.
Mom: Why don't you give Fred a chance?
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!

Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!

extended cab 

A woman with a large ass.
"You see the extended cab on that bitch?"
extended cab by Ryan C. Mason December 11, 2007

extended vacation 

I just got back from an extended vacation and my wife was knocked up.
extended vacation by sweetenough September 30, 2013

Extended Jeromes 

Alternative identifier of the type of cold-weather underclothes that cover you from waist to ankle commonly referred to as "Long Johns" .
If you're going out to shovel the driveway, don't forget to wear your Extended Jeromes. You don't want to get a Chilly Willy.
Extended Jeromes by Paully Bear December 20, 2020