Fat mong with cocaine habit, you will usually find him in CrossFat or Cwtching. Falls in love easy but falls for a mortgage even easier! All in all top lad with Adam Sandler tatt on arm!
A regular CrossFatter who’d go the end of the world for a cwtch, a man that falls in love very easy but falls for a mortgage even easier. His favourite tattoos are his eye hand or Adam Sandler on his arm! Probably owns a pick up to make up for his limp cute cock, but all in all top man with tits!
Etch is the kind of person to go crazy anytime something in sports happens. He's also obsessed with shitposting but only if it's anime-related. An Etch loves alcohol and can sometimes chug two pitchers at once.
P1: Why are my texts blowing up?
P2: There was a 10 yard holding penalty, and Etch is spamming it to people as if there's a tornado warning.