A beautiful/sexy emo that is very pleasing to the eye. Even though they may be giving off negative/depressing vibes, they're hot as fuck, and you would be honored to date or be best friends with them
Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle triangle formed by the standardemo haircut; the sloped line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular mullet favored by emo clones.
The length of an emo crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared plus B squared equals C squared; C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.