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turtle-eenie-weenie 

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

Teeny Eenie Beenie

Something my friend said when she wanted to play Livetopia and said she would join the game so she can make her avatar. She really just wanted to play the game.
I want to play Livetopia just a "Teeny Eenie Beenie" bit. Okay I want to play it for the rest of the video call!

tennis shoe Ernie 

The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.
Man, did you see tennis shoe Ernie bookin' it down sunset today?
tennis shoe Ernie by comaco November 26, 2010
A word commonly used in Scotland and Northern Ireland to mean 'Equal' or 'Squared Up'.
It is often used when a debt is paid off or if you're playing a round of football and the score ties up then it's Eekies.
Alright mate that's us eekies, need anything else just give us a shout
Eekies by SkinnedHamster August 27, 2018
Strange and frightening in a superstitious way. Can be used to describe a horror movie.
I don't wanna! It's eerie, I tell you!
eerie by Gervy March 14, 2019

Ernie Papa 

A couple of cool dudes, who like to exchange bowel movements
Person 1: Hey yo, you’re a really cool guy
Person 2: No, I’m actually a member of Ernie Papa (proceeds to exchange bowel movement)
Person 1: Wow! Thank you!
Ernie Papa by Papa Ernie February 24, 2018