To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect
opportunity for both a sexual act and
simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "
Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.