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Earth Day 

A day where Democrats celebrate how trashy the earth is.
The asshole Democrats celebrated earth day.
Earth Day by Saltine God April 22, 2019

earth day 

The day aliens come to earth,-Tom Delonge
Hey earth day is on April 22nd.
earth day by Renee H April 22, 2008

Earth Day 

Lesbian slang used to identify other possible lesbians. If a lesbian is into you but isn’t sure if you like girls, she’ll tell you to have a happy/good/etc. earth day.
Lesbian #1: hey girl hope you have a good earth day!!
Lesbian #2: omg thanks!! hope you have a good earth day too!!
Earth Day by thatsexybitch3000 December 5, 2022

Earth Day 

1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl
Earth day is on Saturday this year.
Earth Day by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day 

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
joke btw dont do it
sometimes you just want to just fucking kill everyone on earth well today you can

september 20th
hey can i kill you
why
because its national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
OK

Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day

Every single Lemonkey that exists raid the earth on November 3rd.
The Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day is here. You know what that means ;)