You have died of dysentery 

1. The leading cause of death when moving west on the Oregon Trail;

Shows how old-school you are when it comes to gaming.

Person 1: I think I should eat some raw meat today!

Oregon Trail: You have died of dysentery.

Person 1: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!

You have died of dysentery by Dr. Foxy January 4, 2011

Urban Dysentery 

The condition experienced by witty and intellectual Urban Dictionary contributors whose entries never make Word of the Day. Instead, many obnoxious and boring entries are published, thus causing the intestinal pain and diarrhea associated with Urban Dysentery.

An email from Urban Dictionary containing the Word of the Day awaits me each morning on my phone. Today's word is Fart Enthusiast. Another day is ruined by Urban Dysentery.

Urban Dysentery by Lamb Lamb December 4, 2010

Cognitive dysentery 

The condition of being so bounded by one's beliefs that one ends up with shit for brains.

Yesterday's Supreme Court decision, which supported the idea that religion is more important than a woman's health, is clearly a case of cognitive dysentery

Cognitive dysentery by Pablo DiAblo July 1, 2014

Dysentrious 

A Description of something being terrible
mainly used to describe life in general, or other significant things becoming shit.

Comes from the disease "dysentry" which causes extreme diarrhea and cause you to shit everywhere

Carl -Dave my girlf jsut dumped me.
Dave - ah man you ok
carl - Nah man my lifes really dysentrious at the moment.

Dysentrious by Lempinghammer August 7, 2007

Dysinterestry 

Dysinterestry; Part dysentry part disinterest.

Dis-interest-tree

What you are telling me is boring me to death, in fact you are now giving me the shits big time.

At a party I was sat next to a bore. he kept droning on about crap. I was completly disinterested. I had to get up and move because he was giving me a bad case of Disinterestry.

The host said "You're the 3rd one who has moved away with dysinterestry".

Dysinterestry by Badmojo August 24, 2009

dysentry 

A term used by Engineers in Team Fortress 2 to refer to their own sentry guns.

Dysentry is mine.

dysentry by Pick Yer Poison April 12, 2011

desentery

a discovery that a bro made

yeah bro I was straight chillin the other day and had some great self desentery..

bro 1: HOLY SHIT BRO LOOK AT THIS DESENTERY I JUST MADE
bro 2: BRO IS THAT A DINOSAUR FOSSIL??!

desentery by nill bye the gience scuy March 14, 2019