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Duel Monsters

The name of the children's card game in the animated series Yu-Gi-Oh! and its manga version.

While the game's origins are constantly questioned, it's believed to be based on Ancient Egyptian stone tablets in which priests and kings captured spirits from another dimension and laid waste to their desert kingdom since they were very bored. It wasn't outlawed in Egypt until the Roman Empire conquered Egypt and forced them to play Pokemon or be enslaved.

Once an ambigious American man with pink hair named Maximillion Pegasus traveled to Egypt with the death of his mistress since that's what multi-million paycheck CEOs do when they mourn. It was then he went on an LSD trip with a racist Egyptian named Shadi and had his eye replaced with a golden ball that can shoot laser beams.

From then on, Duel Monsters has become an international craze despite the fact that none of the cards have writing execpt for numbers, nobody and their supersomputers can quite grasp the rules, and is dominated by guys with crazy outfits and girls with large boobs.

Currently, it ranks number 2 in popular complex games just behind the Naruto Trading Card Game and ahead of full-contact origami.
1. Eye of Judgment is clearly a rip-off of Duel Monsters.
2. Duel Monsters is super special awesome!
3. It's Duel Monsters, not Duel Masters.
Duel Monsters by Atticus89 February 19, 2008

duel of the decades 

its the best free show on you tube (other than escape the night idk if thats free though) super good made by Kalbit if i were u i would watch it and also Kalbit if your seeing this plz make a video on if Shannon died or not because she just dissapeared
duel of the decades if a youtube show

Spoiler

Jackie dies T-T

Duel masters 

1) a TCG eaisly reconised, to be based around magic: the gathering
2) an anime, which, points out that is a tv show, and makes numerous references to past episode, as episodes, giving it a comedy value
3) not a yu gi oh rip off, and as a yu gi fan i can say this eaisly, yu gi, came out, and was popular, the demand 4 another card game based show, was high, therefore DM came out,the anime is a completely different style, and so is the card game, so before, u fuckwits bash it for being a "rip off" get ur facts str8 (ppl like this, are the 1's who claimed digimon, was a rip off of poke'mn <which i also love/d> even the the basic idea, of digimon was out 3 years b4 the poke'mon was made)
4) on this date of 13 oct 2004, it is the number 1 TCG in Japan
Kettou Da! - "I challenge you!"
Yoshi!- "I accept!"
Ikuzo! - "I'm ready!"
Koi! - "Bring it on!"
Ike! - "Attack!"
Todome Da! - "The killing blow!"
Duel masters by thethongofanime October 13, 2004

Duel Monsters Hangout

A financially powerful message board that sells thongs to horny anime-loving teens.
1. I play Duel Monsters.
2. I play Duel Monsters while getting laid.
3. I play Duel Monsters while trying on womens' thongs.
Duel Monsters Hangout by Har January 18, 2004

duel shot 

When a gay man cums in another mans ass and then in his mouth
Charles gave Andrew a duel shot last night
duel shot by AZfriend2004 March 28, 2007

duel exhaust

When a girl farts and queef's simultaneously
just after Jenna was getting DP'd she duel exhausted their cum.
duel exhaust by BOOMSHINE01 September 27, 2014