douchmuffin 

Like a douchbag except worse....more insulting....

Dude....you're a fucking douchmuffin!

douchmuffin by Jorygw January 2, 2009

douche muffin 

when a girl cleans there vagina with a muffin

"Becky, i use my douche muffin a lot because of my yeast infection."

douche muffin by bencarper December 3, 2007

douche muffin 

a boy that has the smart level of a muffin, and acts like a douche 24/7. reffers to just about every guy in america,brazil and canada.

"omgz, that guy over there is such a douche muffin." *sigh

douche muffin by Lauren LaRock October 16, 2008

Douche Muffin 

Douche muffin is a term for a white Dumb shity ass mother fuckers named ShaneStur

Douche Muffin, His movies are Realy Fucked up the pussy hole.

Douche Muffin by Clitterdick347467846846 January 30, 2010

Snazzy Douche Muffin 

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

Snazzy Douche Muffin by Leyulf September 30, 2013