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What happens when middle-aged people try to incorporate youth slang into their text conversations. They type "sksksk" and their phones auto correct to "disk jams."
"That's what the Apple Maps car driver said."
"Disk jams"
disk jams by MC Wapiti August 5, 2019
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Disk Drive 

When you are fucking her so hard your dick turns to auto drive
Mate did you disk drive her.

Yeah i couldn't stop i was going so hard
Disk Drive by Skradragons March 15, 2017

Disk Golf 

same game as golf only with frisbees instead of a golfball and clubs. Frisbees are thrown toward the desired target which is normally a basket with dangling chains. The frisbee is caught in the chains and falls into the basket, in the same way a golf ball falls into its whole.
"Hey drew! lets go run play some disk golf!"
Disk Golf by Drew Smith June 26, 2008

disk read error 

Common problem most PS2 owners experience sooner or later where the console stops reading disks of certain types or all CDs used in the unit and displays 'Disk Read Error'.
Usually linked to the laser misaligning itself or a dirty lens.
I just got this thing a month ago how can I be getting disk read errors?

this isn't even scratched why's it giving me this crap?
disk read error by Andy April 4, 2005

disk in the woods 

When something is so new, that not even hipsters know about it.
Did you hear about the new indie band Opigon?
No.
i found it on a disk in the woods.
disk in the woods by anon kim April 7, 2015

Disk Jocky 

A DJ or the person laying down the tunes at a party. Often what a grandparent or elder will call it.
child: Man that party was off the chain!
grandma: How was the disk jocky?
child: the what?

grandma: you know, the DJ...
Disk Jocky by happyhahahannah December 5, 2010