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Diffused Downstem 

The female part of a bong's downstem that you put the actual bowlpiece into that specifically has around 10-15 small holes blown near the end of the tube that goes into the water.

Contrary to what the dipshit who posted the first definition thought, these holes are not drilled or cut with a laser. I don't know where he got his information, but i have made many diffused downstems in my day, and i certainly do not own a laser or a glass drill bit. I own a torch, and the holes ARE BLOWN LIKE ALL OTHER FORMS OF GLASSWARE INTENDED FOR SMOKING PURPOSES!!!! What a shocker, huh? That glass blowing would involve blowing. The science behind it is that you crank up the oxygen in a oxygen/propane torch so that the flame becomes concentrated, and ultra-hot. Then you heat up a small area that you want one of the holes to cover, and then blow into the tube until the area bubbles up, then pops like gum. You repeat this until there are a sufficient number of holes for there to be little to no drag when hitting the bong that the downstem is intended for. Used properly, this form of downstem enables the smoker to take bigger hits as the smoke is cooled and filtered more efficiently.

The only time a laser is used is for slitted diffusion openings, not holes. This is only found in very upscale bongs like ROORs.
Joe: Hey man, i got 80 bucks, can you make me a kickass bong?

Tom: Yeah for sure, any specific requirements?

Joe: Yeah make that shit with a diffused downstem, i like to take fatty rips of the cheeba.
Diffused Downstem by Smot_Poker August 10, 2009

Cultural Diffusion 

The spreading of a cultural trait (eg, material object, idea,or behavior pattern) from one society to another
Cultural diffusion has resulted in our children enjoying a more enhanced holiday season due to additional traditions and celebrations shared with them by those of other cultures.
Cultural Diffusion by Katmandu September 4, 2003

Diffusion 

The movement of molecules from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration.
Osmosis is the diffusion of water.
Diffusion by randomword12 December 9, 2008

Cultural Diffusion 

cultural diffusion menas the ideas and things in one culture "borrowed" by another culture
Americans borrowed the granny smith apple from Australia
Cultural Diffusion by Beatriz November 12, 2003

Elevator Diffusion 

The phenomenon in which people evenly distribute themselves in an elevator, especially after people get on or off said elevator.

Failure to do so will result in very awkward situations.
John: The elevator's stopped, time for elevator diffusion!

Kate: Why is this random standing right next to me?
John: Hey buddy! Follow elevator diffusion!
Random: Sorry, man

Disfused 

Disfused is when you are mentally tired and cannot process anything huge going on in your life.
I feel disfused enough to not stand up
Disfused by Greogry September 13, 2018