dick on a wish stick 

You’re fav toy in the porn shop

Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”

dick on a wish stick by Boski March 27, 2021

Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick

A phrase because it jingles.

Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick

Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick by TheSeger February 4, 2021

sticks out like a dick on a fish 

sticks out like a dick on a fish something very noticeable or not hard to miss

my neighbors car is so rusty his car sticks out like a dick on a fish very noticeable not hard to be missed by everyone in the neighborhood

sticks out like a dick on a fish by bluebear July 4, 2022

brick dick ona stick 

way of saying its hella cold, like less then 20 degrees

"They mad ed if they think im walking to school in this shit its brick dick ona stick out their worda blud my guy"

brick dick ona stick by Shithéad January 25, 2019