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What?
Bob: hey harry

Harry: ......

Harry is deaf

Harry can’t hear

Oh
Deaf by shadyshaccus July 9, 2019
When a party or a get together is dull.
Nothing going on.
Girl: Theres no one here.
Boy: Oh i know this party is deaf.
deaf by meghaann August 11, 2008
What you call your friends when they don’t hear you the first time.
P1: Hey, can you get pizza?
P2: What?
P1: Are you deaf? Why didn’t you hear me the first time?
Deaf by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021

Deaf Jam 

Warren couldn't believe the things he was hearing when Todd was signing. They decided to settle it Old School with a Deaf Jam
Deaf Jam by will bitten December 21, 2016

Deaf Metal 

Hard rock played at a deafening decibel level!
I can't hear, gotta stop those Deaf Metal concerts!
Deaf Metal by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

Deaf Leopard 

A Cougar that is past their prime and needs a hearing aide.
I knew my tinder date was old, but instead of being a cougar she turned out to be a deaf leopard.
Deaf Leopard by Plucked Chook February 17, 2021