potty dead leg 

When your leg falls asleep after sitting on the toilet too long

Friend 1: "Why are you limping?"

Friend 2: "I got potty dead leg after my long tenure in the fourth stall."

potty dead leg by AllByMySELF December 14, 2014

phat dead leg 

Phat dead leg is a painful dead leg.

"I've got a phat dead leg"

phat dead leg by Escape2wonderland October 11, 2016

Dead legging 

To hit some one hard in the back of the knee while all their weight is on that one leg.

Kicking some one in the back of the leg. Dead Legging is fun but hurts

Dead legging by Sookielie December 16, 2008

Dead Legs 

When a girl just lays there during sex and doesn't put in any work at all.

Man, I was gettin in this girls guts and all she did was lay there! Damn dead legs!

Dead Legs by t187 June 15, 2013

Dead Legs 

Nickname of a usless brother-in-law who is totally gormless. Enjoys fishing (the sod with a rod!) and lying about how fast he drove his car on certain roads.

Dead Legs: Can I use your car to put my fishing gear in it?
Me: NO.

Dead Legs by LabMouseAntics November 8, 2004

dead parrot legislation

A piece of legislation whose title either intentionally or otherwise:-

1) Has little or nothing to do with how it will operate in practice. It may even be completely ineffective.
2) In practice does the exact opposite to the title.

Could also be described as a dud, con, fraud or even surreal.

The term refers to a famous Monty Python sketch about a dead parrot.

"...the Attorney General needs to look at this consultation paper again. If he doesn't we could end up with a piece of dead parrot legislation..."

dead parrot legislation by irritant August 4, 2004

Legally Dead 

What the authorities declare you after you disappear into your basement to play an awesome video game for weeks on end.

I got Halo: Reach, and two weeks later I emerged to discover I'm legally dead.

Legally Dead by Rough Paintbrush September 20, 2010