Confused Jouster 

Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.

Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.

Confused Jouster by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013

I’m confused 

A phrase brianna uses way to often, is more like a lifestyle

Wait I don’t get this I’m so confused

Brianna: “I’m confused”
Kiersten: “when are you not”

I’m confused by Gummy bears are great March 25, 2019

racially confused 

Someone who doesn't know anything about their own race and so they decide to show sterotypes of another race in hopes that they can be accepted.

An african-american who does not know anything about his background so he then decides to follow sterotypes of the asian race and then soon becomes an asian therefore becoming completely racially confused

racially confused by Micheal Vendetta August 3, 2008

sexually confused 

someone who doesn't know if they like guys or if they like girls or if they like both

john fucking norris is sexually confused

sexually confused by Lauren Becker September 18, 2006

He a little confused but he got the spirit 

A quote from American sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air which has since become a meme response to when someone has apparently tried to do something positive or well-intentioned, but with little success or while failing to entirely understand the thing they are trying to support.

Social media post: let's not send our navy seals into another pointless conflict!
Reply: yes, war is barbaric, and just look at their cute little whiskers!
Person: he a little confused but he got the spirit

He a little confused but he got the spirit by falsetokaiba May 24, 2021

confuckled 

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.

I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!

confuckled by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

Seasonally Confused 

When a person is dressed in clothing from the conplete opposite season that it actually is

"Your friend is wearing a tank top in the middle of the winter. She is so seasonally confused."

Seasonally Confused by missmary5 April 4, 2010