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Coffin Dodgem 

A mobility scooter, commonly used by the elderly, especially in urban areas.

A scooter ridden by a coffin dodger.
My grandad took a corner too fast in is coffin dodgem and managed to roll it.
Coffin Dodgem by MentalMonkey April 19, 2009

coffin dodgers

Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!
Let me on the bus first young man !
You may have been at the front of the queue but I'm old !
coffin dodgers by Bod June 9, 2004

Coffin dodgers

An person in retirement or who is over the age of 70
So get this. Old people are called coffin dodgers right, and people with arthritis are more likely to die at a younger age. So, do you think that because of the arthritis, they are to slow to dodge the coffin??
Coffin dodgers by G1_ThomasX February 28, 2022