Chod 

Old English for Chode. A Dick wider than it is tall.

Why Gary, may i see your chod?

Chod by Mr. Suse November 1, 2009

chod 

a penis wider then it is long

often associated with the Childrens Hospital Of Denver

i heard that faggot over there has a huge chod

chod by grant proctor777 August 18, 2008

chod 

Rubbish, lame, awful, atrocious.
(origin: South West England)

"I've got to quit, my job is complete chod"

chod by chris wheelie August 21, 2006

Chod 

Adjective

Meaning: A word used to describe an annoying person or when you are angry or frustrated you can just start shouting it a the person you are angry at. The word "Chod" can be used in the place of words like "Jerk".

"That little chod thinks they are better than everyone else!"

Chod by Chodmaster January 6, 2021

chod 

a penis whose circumference is longer than its length. actually possible unlike the common misconception that it is the width longer than the length. the common definition of chod is a myth. this shit's legit

Guy 1- "Man i got a chod, the circumference of my dick is longer than the length"
Guy 2- "...weak bro"

chod by i gotta chod :( April 27, 2010

chod 

the spot between your balls and asshole

dude, she licked my chod!!!

chod by mike hawk August 21, 2006

Chod 

its mainly used in total war games
but it means units that are, poorly trained, barely equipped, cheap and just tons like i mean 50 units of just weak ass units

well lemmie use some chod to fucking yeet this veteran army into nothingness in auto battle

Chod by floofy neko November 2, 2020