Chaveler Cheque 

n. Similar to a traditional cheque but differs in the fact that the cheque is guaranteed to bounce. Given out by chavs usually to Argos stores in exchange for cheap jewelry.

"So I heard that Argos lost £3000 through chavelers cheques last quarter"

Chaveler Cheque by FlyHigh September 3, 2005

glass cheque 

A Glaswegian term: Describes a special glass bottle, containing Irn-Bru, or other similar soft drink, available in many cornershops in Scotland. The bottle is returnable and currently attracts a 25p refund when you give the bottle back to the shop. Called a cheque as they are often collected and cashed (like a cheque)by students and cheap bastards alike either to buy more Bru, or with enough bottles, some skag.

I'm gonnie cash these glass cheques and get some more Bru and a kebab.

glass cheque by Dean Durrant August 19, 2006

Furry Cheque 

Sexual favours offered to tradesmen or others by housewives, in lieu of cash payment.

Yeah bro, I fixed her car and got paid by furry cheque. . .

Furry Cheque by Ocker Kris July 21, 2005

Arson cheque 

A worthless or rubbery cheque (check to y'all stateside), submitted as payment with no fiscal value; a forgery

"Got an Arson cheque the other day."

"Eh?"

"Some Nigerian guy tried to scam me on eBay, sent me a well dodgy cheque. I might as well wipe my arson it."

Arson cheque by Peter Phile November 14, 2006

Fat Cheque 

Receiving a large sum of money

Chester: “Are you ready to buy a house yet?”
Jerome: “Yee as soon as I get my fat cheque!”

Fat Cheque by Kodakwhite August 30, 2022

Gless Cheque 

Scottish urban phrase used to describe the tangiable value of Barrs glass juice bottles as an object of currency. 'Gless' being a lazy usage of the noun glass.

Its awright I'll get the fags and bru wi' them gless cheques

Gless Cheque by Mercury Mike July 7, 2006

Reality Cheque 

A reality cheque can be an imaginary or crudely drawn cheque sized piece of paper you hand someone when it's clear their getting too detatched from reality. Implying that they should cash it and come back down to earth from their emotional or psychological trip in the clouds. Used as a funnier alternative to yelling "Reality Check" and can sometimes be more effective due to subtlety.

"Aww man my girlfriend didn't text back right away, she must hate me. It's all over i may aswell just end it."

"Dude, chill, it's probably fine."

"Aww it hurts bro, she doesn't want me, she's gonna break my heart i know it. Just like every other girl in history! Why do i bother! It's all so stupid!..."

"Well.....i'm just gonna write you a little reality cheque here...............theeere we go. And you get back to me when you've tightened that loose screw mkay?"

Reality Cheque by TheWelshman July 22, 2012