Calling it spades 

Dumbing down a very important/intense situation.
Chilling out something that shouldn’t be chilled out.

Call it spades-

Bro,
Stop calling it spades, she really loves you.

Calling it spades by lucy camenia September 7, 2023

Calling it an alex 

Going exceptionally early home

No way i finish that today- i‘m calling it an alex.

Calling it an alex by The open janitor July 31, 2024

Is that what they're calling it these days 

1) An expression of surprise at slanguage one hasn't heard before, especially when it's obviously sexual or scatological in nature.

2) A tongue in cheek way of turning an ordinary comment into a double entendre by implying the above.

Dude, I'm heading home. I'm gonna go online and play some World of Warcraft.

Oh really? Is that what they're calling it these days?

Is that what they're calling it these days by BornBlitzed January 19, 2011

i can hear it calling 

a sign that wayv's lovetalk is beginning to play and you need to prepare yourself for the hoe anthem of the decade

"i can hear it calling"
"lovin the way you wanna talk"
"touch me tease me fill me up"
"collin"

i can hear it calling by boredmf November 19, 2020

calling Itachi

Simply to have sex. Mostly secretly.

What are they doing there?
Maybe calling Itachi

calling Itachi by Midwich Cuckoo December 31, 2021

Caleing It 

When a boy is not able to keep a steady relationship with an attractive girl.

Usually an douche bag.

Did you hear? They got back together for the fifth time.
He's Caleing it.

Caleing It by noone101123 December 17, 2011

Callin’ it spades 

Straight up,
Blunt
straightforward

No bs

Bro,
I’m callin’ it spades

I really like her.

Callin’ it spades by lucy camenia September 6, 2023