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brompton cocktail

a wonderfuly intoxicatinng elixer. containing alchol, coke (cocain), and heroin. Was comenly used in britan in the early 20th centery as pain reliver for dying patents. kno
Sally was sad to hear she was dying. But as soon as we gave her a Brompton Cocktail she was pleased to expeirence the end of her life.
brompton cocktail by zekiwi October 22, 2006

brompton berk 

those idiot work colleagues who buy Brompton's (because they think they're cool) only to continuously make excuses as to why their Brompton has been sat under their desk for the past 6 months or more. They also continuously show you new accessories that they have ordered for their Brompton. Accessories that sit under the desk with the bike!
Hey Brompton Berk - why don't you actually get on your bike, rather than keep making excuses? You cock!!!
brompton berk by mcvw November 11, 2011

Brompton Helmet 

Similar to a blumpkin, a term for when you receive a blowjob whilst taking an abnormally sized dump, due to your high fiber rice diet.
George wanted me to stop tending the rabbits, so he gave me a Brompton Helmet.
Brompton Helmet by Obsidian McBlade September 18, 2020

Sloppy Brompton

Wrapping your penis in lunch meat before having sex and eating it after.
I was hungry and horny, I gave her a Sloppy Brompton and solved both problems.

sloppy brompton

the act of covering the penis with deli meat, having intercourse, and then eating the meat
Let's wait to eat until after sex. I wanted to make a sloppy brompton.
sloppy brompton by gurgleberg July 15, 2011

sloppy brompton

A sexual act. One covers the penis with lunch meat and has sex. The sex partner then eats the lunch meat off the penis.
A sloppy brompton is the perfect post-sex snack.
sloppy brompton by StinkyPenny July 15, 2011