Brisbane 

Cautious, yet tedious. Mildly spicy. The best time of your tragic life. When the most awesome thing ever happens yet you don't have the mental capacity, vocabulary or energy to describe it...

I was running late to see Insurgent but realized I was actually 20 mins early!! That's SO Brisbane!

Brisbane by Miss Mary G March 27, 2015

Brisbane 

The city that sleeps

We went to brisbane for the week, fuck it was boring

Brisbane by rabbit33109 February 7, 2010

Brisbane 

A very small town in the suburbs of San Francisco, California about two minutes away from Daly City. This town is full of white boys who a) think they are cholos, b) wish they were cholos, and c) give cholos a bad name. On the whole, there is only one sexy man, who is the only true cholo, even if he is a nino mimado.

Never date a guy from Brisbane.

"Hey, that white kid has a really squeaky voice, rides his scooter round town, says 'fuck' every three seconds, sags his pants, failed Spanish, and still attempts to speak it in a derogatory manner!"

"Wow, he must be from BRISBANE!"

-or-

"Ay! Look at papi!"

"Yeah, the only one in BRISBANE."

Brisbane by mami_chula_AZZ_reggaeton_luva April 1, 2005

Brisbane 

Shitty city, ugly, humid, wet, sweaty, dirty, boring.

I'm going to kill myself!
Oh, my best friend went to Brisbane once

Brisbane by Brizziesyxx January 31, 2010

brisbane 

Most polluted city in Australia, yet the greatest

*Cough cough* Im dying..
Oh have another drink and sum beads

brisbane by kimmy booth June 29, 2005

Brisbane 

The most dead boring town on the entire planet where nothing ever changes except the weather. Full of old people but still 30 years behind Sydney. Pretends to be a major city but is farrr from it. The food sucks and brisbanites usually survive purely off KFC, stale bread or rotten bananas from Coles. This atrocious diet usually results in most of the species looking like inbreds, except for some of the women, who for some strange reason are often drop dead gorgeous. Who knows what they're trying to impress though in this flat as town. Oh wait, sorry, it's far from flat and you can't even walk outside without burning 3000 calories. The worst thing though is probably the obsession over what school your kid goes to, as well as the massive number of toxic normies who pretend they don't know you (even though they have for 20 years).

Gareth to friend: "oh look that's Josh from high school"
... "Hi Josh!"
Josh pretends not to hear and walks right on past to his ute-

Friend: "welp. that's Brisbane for you!!"

Brisbane by astray doomer September 14, 2022

Brisbane 

A particularly heavy poop with an excess fecal matter expulsion from the anus. Usually used in the context of a group holding facility at a county prison.

Sometimes used as a verb:;': i.e "I went to cut this piece of trim at 30 and 1/8 inch, but I burned an inch to make it perfect and accidentally cut it at 29 and 1/8. I brisbaned the cut, bro.

I had three cheesy gordita crunches tonight and I just took a Brisbane. Apologies to everyone sharing a holding cell with me.

Brisbane by Trystin Beewhole August 14, 2022