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Baby Brain 

1. An uniformed voter who simply votes for the politician who promises to redistribute the most wealth.

2. There is one undeniable truth, Children will Always give you a Liberal answer to a political questions.

-Hence Baby Brain-
Derrick: Hey man, why on earth are all of these people in love with Obama. Don't they know he is going to increase taxes and hurt the economy?

Chase: Yeah but he keeps promising to buy them stuff with all that stolen wealth!

Lauren: Just a bunch of baby brains...
Baby Brain by Rooster Veno February 1, 2013
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baby brain 

As a noun, a type of brain that acts like a baby, either because its a baby or because it is teenager or adult but easily distracted, impulsive or rapidly changeable in mood.

As an adjective (baby-brained), a immature person with a baby brain.
The president's baby brain embarrassed the country once again by confusing three unrelated policy notions during his press conference with the visiting prime minister.
baby brain by davelat September 3, 2025

baby bitch brain

"you have baby bitch brain"
baby bitch brain by babybech April 12, 2019

BABY BRAINS 

When a man cups his thumb and forefinger around the top of his testicles (up toward the choder aka taint). He then applies a gentle amount of pressure to make the testicles bulge. When you look at it just right- the "seam" that separates his left and right testicle makes his gonads look like a palm-sized brain. Hence the term "Baby (for small) Brains."
Tom: "Gosh Bob is really drunk."
Paul: "I know, I hope he doesn't take his pants off again."
Tom: "That guy gets fruiter the more he drinks."
<enter naked Bob>
"Hah hah! Look guys... <sqeezes his nuts> BABY BRAINS!!"
Tom & Paul: "Ah, man not again. Put your pants back on homo, and grab us a beer."
BABY BRAINS by JemIsJerrica September 25, 2009

Baby's Brains 

A man's scrotum.

The balls, particularly when it's chilly and they're tucked up tight against the body. The foldy skin looks like the brains of a tiny baby.
"Ugh, I just caught a glimpse of your baby's brains...put those things away!"
Baby's Brains by siikworm January 22, 2008

baby's brains 

When a man grabs his nut-sack, squeezes it from the base of his body, seperating the scrotum with a fist. The balls are in a "streched sack" state, which looks like the brains of a baby. Ball-hair accentuates this optical illution.
Hey look eveyone, baby's brains!!
baby's brains by muahlamb4 July 31, 2009