Boarfing 

Having anal done to you while skate/penny/or long boarding etc

My boy friend and I started boarfing, because we got horny while skate boarding

Boarfing by Ceceadream June 18, 2019

boring cunt 

Someone who can't help tell a shit story even when people are blatantly not interested, Has No banter and a general cunt probably named Pete or chris.

Don't get caught talking to Chris he's a boring cunt him!

boring cunt by Fuck knuckle16 September 22, 2016

boring as bat shit 

An Australian slang term used to describe something that is extremely boring yet also very annoying.

Friend: "I'm doing advanced mathematics this year."
Me: "Fuck that mate, maths is boring as bat shit."

boring as bat shit by Incept May 15, 2016

snoring boring

really really boring... so boring as to make you crash so hard that you would snore

i tried to watch that movie castaway with tom hanks, but it was snoring boring

snoring boring by littleB-) June 30, 2009

Advanced boring 

probably the conference call you're on right now

Holy shit this meeting with the Bob's is advanced boring

Advanced boring by supaflysnooka April 15, 2020

A Boring Story 

This story is tooooo common, it will be boring if everyone does this

A boring story
By someone
A family that has a father, mother, older sister and younger brother.
The father and mother love the brother but didn't love the sister.
Then the father and mother threw the sister away.
The sister studied hard and created a company.
The father and mother became beggars because they gave all the money to the brother.
The father and mother asked the sister to return their "love".
The sister rejected and threw them back to the street
THE END

A Boring Story by Lily Pig June 17, 2021

Boring fuckers 

People who bore the fuck outta others just by being themselves or by following others as there own existence is pointless as they go through life using other peoples ideas..

1. Go to urbandictionary.com and search your first name, copy and paste this as ur status and put the first entry as a comment on Facebook.. Doin this makes you a follower of Boring fuckers and you too will become 1..

2. Constantly sending on 'Chain emails' and participate by doing what someone else has instructed you to do..Yet again you have just been welcomed to the Boring fuckers club..

3. Posting the same shite over and over again just cos no1 was interested the 1st time.. If it was annoyin the 1st time, then the 2nd,3rd and 4th times are even more fuckin annoyin.. Oh if you do this you are def a Boring fucker!..

4. Annoyin the fuck outta Mr L Burns by doing all of the above..

Boring fuckers by Lee Mad As Toast February 5, 2010