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boomer (s) 

1. slang for psychedelic mushrooms
2. a nickname for a (loud) father
those were pretty good boomers you got last week.

i really hate it when boomer doesn't wear a belt.
boomer (s) by blistre April 18, 2005

Boone's Farm baby 

Boone's Farm wine is known to make girls go wild and to pick the first guy they see to go ride bare back with.
"last night Katie drink a bottle of Boone's Farm and went from up tight girl to trailer park chick in less then 15 min and then she hooked up with a nasty old german guy named Rich that smells funny ands going bald, and now she has a Boone's Farm baby and lives in a trailer."

boner's remorse 

The feeling of remorse or regret one gets after having sex with someone.
"At the time I thought it was a good idea to have sex with my ex-girlfriend. However, after we finished and she talked about starting the relationship again I had major boner's remorse."
boner's remorse by PolarTurbo July 27, 2009

R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome) 

A condition caused by the lack of Vitamin P is a male's every day diet.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Tossing and turning in bed.
-Anxiety is social situation.
-Terrible morning cramps.
"F-in aye Bob, its been 10 days and this R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome) is just getting worse."

boomer (s) 

Like a hummer, but involving Pop Rocks(see hummer)
Betty lost her teeth from all that candy, but boy does she give great boomers.
boomer (s) by TakTik May 20, 2005

Boone's Leaks 

The unbearable yet inevitable urge to take a leak after binge drinking a bottle of Boone's wine-like beverages
Megan's taking a piss, she chugged down a bottle of Boone's Sun Peak Peach and got a bad case of the Boone's Leaks.
Boone's Leaks by meaganvd February 23, 2011