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Bonnet Chop 

A suave as fuck way to say your getting your hair cut.
Girlfriend- What are you doing today you handsome man you?
Me- I’m getting my bonnet chopped
Bonnet Chop by Yr Arwr July 26, 2019

bonnet chicken 

Similar to the common insult of referring to someone as a chicken, but taking it even a step further by calling them a chicken that is so particularly needy that they require a bonnet on their head.
Brooke is laying on the beach in sunny Mexico with a margarita in hand but complaining about the wind. What a bonnet chicken!
bonnet chicken by Zizzle December 25, 2018

Bonnet de douche

French and impressive as thought by Del Boy from British television sitcom "Only Fools and Horses".

Direct French translation is Shower Cap.
Direct Spanish translation is Gorro de ducha

When you feel like sharing with others something you really like, you say "Bonnet de douche"
El Zorro: Hey BigBawski did you see that MILF that just went by?

BigBawski: Indeed! Bonnet de douche!

Bonnet Top 

This is a insult in the north and basically mean you have a dead trim
Bonnet Top by misterrjosh October 24, 2020

Bonnet Hours 

The time of day where a black woman puts on her bonnet. Usually at night when it’s time for bed.
Chad: Let’s FaceTime.

Maddy: Nah it’s bonnet hours.
Bonnet Hours by clavxgl August 11, 2019

Bonnet Job

The art of pleasuring a man using hands, whilst utilizing the bonnet of a car as a support for the man, without being caught by the owner. See also Auto-Erotica.
"Did you see Emma give that bonnet job earlier?" "I heard Tom got an amazing bonnet job" "There's an arse print on that Corsa, reckon someone's had a bonnet job?"
Bonnet Job by Beef Horse April 4, 2015