A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously
lazy. Their
soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old
people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.
Person
one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person
one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You
fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!