blumskin 

When a woman goes down on a guy while he is taking a #2 on the toilet.

When a guy says, "Hey wanna give me a blumskin?" You say,"no way!" Unless your into that kinda thing.

blumskin by Gigi Penelope November 3, 2013

Blumshluck 

A nicer and funky way of saying Bullshit or Malarkey. Often used in anger or frustration when around older people to avoid cursing.

Parent: I heard the teacher is going to give you kids a ten page test today.

Kid: no way! That is such blumshluck!

Blumshluck by tinachristeen May 2, 2022

blumstein 

A slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. Can't tell a 1/4 inch plug from it's own butt-plug. Reeking at all times of cheap cologne, and marked by the over usage of dollar-store brand hair gel which seeps into it's brain. The only way to rid yourself of a Blumstien is to give it money. In the history of all blumstiens, the greatest accomplishment was a 34 and a half minute long audio recording of it whacking off to it's own ass. Also known as a Hebrewstien, gold-diggerstien, or a giant shnozzed bagel muncher. Others simply refer to it in lay mans terms as Ryan.

Good-lord, the mixing board is fried, it's covered in blumstein.

blumstein by heyzuescristo January 20, 2008

blumstick

Noun,

An excellent approach shot in golf. Generally used when a shot flies directly at the pin.

Adapted from the form, "brbrbrbrb - stick 'em", which is said as a form of congratulations when a member of your golfing group hits a good shot.

That shot you hit into the green on the forth was a blumstick.

Or

after a good shot, one or several members say, "brbrbrb - stick 'em"

blumstick by Glen S. May 10, 2006

blumski 

A fag

Him: who's that kid?
Her: that's blumski
Him: oh a fag?

Her: yes.

blumski by wolfglow January 16, 2016

blumsh

a mixture of blood, shit & cum on a Jewish Holiday.

om man, we were getting in on in every which way, and next thing I knew, there was blumsh everywhere! Have you seen "There will be Blumsh" ? No but I'm sporting some Blumsh Sport right now!" "Stop! You're making me making me blumsh!" "I'm over-Blumshed"

blumsh by reneed May 16, 2009

Blumskin 

Alternative name for Big Mac

I just ate an amazing blumskin.
Would you like a blumskin?

Blumskin by Mrkitty339 April 18, 2011