blumsh

a mixture of blood, shit & cum on a Jewish Holiday.

om man, we were getting in on in every which way, and next thing I knew, there was blumsh everywhere! Have you seen "There will be Blumsh" ? No but I'm sporting some Blumsh Sport right now!" "Stop! You're making me making me blumsh!" "I'm over-Blumshed"

blumsh by reneed May 16, 2009

Blueshift

The moment in time when you put a car between it's 4th and 5th gears, in order to gain access to the "Blueshift Dimension". Term coined by James Willems

Adam: "I can't catch him!"
Lawrence: "Don't do it, it's too dangerous!"
Adam: "This is for you, little bro!"
*Goes into Blueshift*
Lawrence: "Brother nooo!"

Blueshift by EarthCuck February 16, 2018

Blueshelling 

When a person sabotages you for doing better then them. Reference to the blue shell in Mario Cart that takes out the player in first.

Jeff from accounting was Blueshelling me from getting that promotion by telling the boss I slept with his wife.

Blueshelling by Jack Tator December 21, 2010

Bumshot 

An extremely unfortunate final moment during the climax of one's porn-accompanied masturbation session, in which the viewer of said pornography experiences their orgasm at the exact same time the cameraman gets an all-inclusive shot of the guy's ass for a solid 5-10 seconds

Guy 1: "Hey man, you don't look so well. You doing alright?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I just had the most humiliating bumshot..."
Guy 1: "Jesus...that's just bad luck, man."

Bumshot by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 4, 2017

Ms Eminem Bumshit 

Ms Eminem is a stupid person who thinks beetroots grow on trees. She speaks the Eminem language and she also thinks rabbits have feathers. She has a husband who burned her child with his oven. YUM! She pronounces many words wrong and she has a tiny brain. You might see her dressed as a banana or a dead banana.

Ms Eminem Bumshit is a stupid banana who likes to let her husband burn her child with an oven.

Ms Eminem Bumshit by Hehwe August 23, 2023

bumshlumper 

A office based person who job it is to be seated most of the day doing not much,

All I have been doing it in the office todayis bumshlumping ” you lazy bumshlumper “. bumshlumper, lazy,chillax,kickback,workshy,workdodger,bumshlumping

bumshlumper by edgood March 15, 2012

blushingnaegi 

The Tiktoker who makes others giggle & who has content of anime. (Mostly Danganronpa.)

Orlean: Hey do you follow blushingnaegi on tiktok?
Jasmine: No i don’t.
Orlean: Go follow them!
Jasmine: Ok!

blushingnaegi by monikaii March 4, 2021