beaning 

A slang term for the euphoric effects of ecstacy tablets.

Geez! Im well mashed, Im beaning my tits off!!

beaning by dangerous donnivan April 8, 2008

lima beaning

When you pull your cock outa an asshole and theres a turd nugget on the head off your dick that resembles a lima bean

I finelly got my girl to give up the anal. I almost changed my mind when i started lima beaning . But who gives a fuck...was her bedsheets.

lima beaning by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

Cool Beaning It 

The act of going to the movies in Toms River, then to Cool Beans coffee house next door. Usually involves watching J-Rock belittle tweens that come in to eat there, and eating various fried foods.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
Person 2: I'll be cool beaning it so I can watch J-Rock belittle some giggling idiots.
Person 1: May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.

Cool Beaning It by Echoes917 May 30, 2008

Jelly-Beaning 

The act of inserting several bags of jelly beans into your sexual partners rectum then having them squeeze them out into your mouth and consuming said jelly beans

Guy 1: Dude, I was jelly-beaning my girl last night

Guy 2: That's gross dude why would you do that you cretin?

Jelly-Beaning by The jelly-beaner May 7, 2021

Beaning 

The act of inserting baked, kidney or mungo beans into another person's anus, following by them farting them out with force, then eating them. A popular sexual practice amongst homosexuals.

Hey Gary, fancy a beaning tonight?

Beaning by Popsicle polly February 24, 2018

Beaning 

The art of bending your back over to produce 'beaning'.
designed to replicate the famous Mr.Beans pose.
related to: planking and owling.

*infront of the london eye* dude, this is a awsome place to bean.

you think we should start beaning on that sheep?

Beaning by Emily, Ralf, Jela July 26, 2011

Beaning 

verb: Being to drunk too the point where you have no idea where you are. The act of getting lost.

Friend 1 "Dude where are you?"
Friend 2 "I have no idea I'm Beaning."

Beaning by DeltaTuesdays March 12, 2013