Bearded Dragon 

When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.

Yo man, I tamed Sherry's bearded dragon last night and now my face burns.

Bearded Dragon by Dragon Slayer 69 June 30, 2008

Bearded Dragon 

When having oral sex with a woman, grab her head as you blow so that all the sperm goes in, this should result in some running out of her nose, making hear resemble a chinese bearded dragon

Billy "I grabbed that bitches head and blew in her mouth till she looked like a bearded dragon!"

Bearded Dragon by bunse July 10, 2009

Bearded dragon 

A vagina.

Max sprang forth from the brearded dragon.

Bearded dragon by lg June 9, 2004

bearded dragon 

a drink consisting of 1 part rum, 2 parts tequila, 3 parts
lemon juice, 3 parts lime juice, and 1/2 part of jalapeno juice.

hey bartender, can i get two bearded dragons on the rocks.

bearded dragon by Joe Tricna January 1, 2008

bearded dragon 

when a man forcefully opens the mouth of anything and gives one violent bone shattering thrust into the throat of the victim.

dude, i bearded dragoned the old lady across the street with such force i threw out her hip!

bearded dragon by nigger bitch boob July 6, 2010

bearded dragon 

uncircumsized, unshaven large penis

Damn, he had a big bearded dragon

bearded dragon by Darren Batt July 2, 2003

Bearded Dragon 

After receiving a blowjob you jizz on the girls face and immediately shave your pubical hairs on her face, essentially giving her a beard.

Bro, I just gave your sister a Bearded Dragon last night

Bearded Dragon by -[SexDragon]- January 29, 2010