Bleached Asshole 

What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.

Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.

Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.

Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.

Bleached Asshole by Andres Aragon Camara July 9, 2006

Bleached Asshole 

someone who looks innocent but is an asshole behind the scenes

Homelander America's hero is actually a bleached asshole

Bleached Asshole by Childish Bambino June 21, 2022

Bleached asshole 

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.

Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

Bleached asshole by She is Petroff February 14, 2024

bleached asshole

someone who is insanely beautiful but also an asshole

“he’s a bit of a bleached asshole”

bleached asshole by fredbigs67 May 2, 2026