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battered 

Term used to rate your pissedness - somewhere between assholed and rumshoed.
I was royally batteret last night!
battered by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Battered 

To be thoroughly beaten and humiliated on a regular basis. To be like Tottenham Hotspur.
Totmtenham get battered everywhere they go
Battered by ryandrews74 November 27, 2021

Battered 

To be thoroughly beaten and humiliated on a regular basis. To be like Tottenham Hotspur.
Totmtenham get battered everywhere they go
Battered by ryandrews74 November 27, 2021

Battered 

Slang term being hurt by being hit repeatedly usually hurt symptom beat up

A damaged item or object by age or repeated use

Actual meaning: fish often the fish is covered in batter, egg and breadcrumbs, flour, or herbs and spices before being fried and served, often with a slice of lemon
Slang: someone who is drunk or tipsy
Battered
Battered by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

battered sav

Originally an Australian term for a hot dog sausage (saveloy) battered and deep fried, commentary of the 2000 Olympics Men's Gymnastics by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG on "The Dream" redefined it as a move where a (male) gymnast leaps into the air, lands in a push-up position and touches his groin to the floor - thereby 'battering' his 'sav'.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date
.. and the russian gymnast lands the double corkscrew, now he batters the sav... yes, that was a nice battered sav, straight into the crazy date

Battered little spadge 

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman
I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge