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Bath salt zombie 

When you do bath salts as a drug and then go around chewing homeless people's faces off. Only to be stopped by 11 bullets to the body.
Tom:DUDE MY COUSIN JUST GOT HIS FACE EATEN OFF BY A BATH SALT ZOMBIE!!!

david: STFU I'm doing bath salts right now

Tom: NOOOOOOO

David: *eats Tom's face off*

Tom:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Bath salt zombie by DRUGGY BITCH December 12, 2012

bath salt zombie 

Condition where person (usually high on bath salts or other hallucinogenic) has a desire to eat human flesh, or faces.
Dude, did you hear about that bath salt zombie in Miami? He ate a guy's face off!

Yeah man, drugs are dangerous. Hope we don't have anymore bath salt zombies.
bath salt zombie by funkyricky July 13, 2012

Bath Salt 

Recreational drug known for causing good times, euphoria and turning you into a zombie face eating monster
Ron: Hey Eugene whatcha been up to?
Eugene: Nothing much, just snorting some bath salts. Grrrr Nom Nom Nom
Bath Salt by Hungry Zombie November 11, 2012

Bath Salt Crazy 

When one gets high on bath salts and then proceeds to eat another person's face off. One does not have to be high on bath salts to go "bath salt crazy" but it is how to let someone know you are very serious and they should stop messing with you.
You better stop making me angry before I got all bath salt crazy on your ass.
Bath Salt Crazy by kpg September 28, 2012

Bath Salt 

It has the active ingredient: Mephedrone aka (4-methylmethcathinone) (4-MMC, MCAT, Bubbles. Meow, Miaow) also known as Meow Meow: It is often sold as "plant food" or "bath salts" although, as it has no use as such products

- Not to be confused with methedrine, methedrone, methadone, or methylone.

Intended effects: (this will vary on the person and the purity of the Mephedrone - as well as if the user is using any other drugs at the time of usage, being recreational or prescription & especially alcohol!)

Users have reported that mephedrone causes euphoria, stimulation, an enhanced appreciation for music, an elevated mood, decreased hostility, improved mental function and mild sexual stimulation; these effects are similar to the effects of cocaine, amphetamines and MDMA.

These effects last different amounts of time, depending on the way the drug is taken. When taken orally, users report they can feel the effects within 15–45 minutes and when snorted the effects are felt within minutes.

ORAL/NASAL: last for between two and three hours when taken

IV (intravenously): last only half an hour if taken.

If taken in high doses it causes hallucinations & the effects can last for upto 5-6 days. All in all, It is very dangerous, & there are now many bath salts that are made up of a different active ingredient, MDPV (Methylenedioxypyrovalerone), which is much safer and has similar effects to the effects of cocaine, amphetamines as well.
I've got some high quality bath salt.
Bath Salt by dani_girl January 5, 2011

Bath Salt 

A chemical that has become a very powerful drug. Also, found in the stomach of most zombies. Ever since the government created it to eradicate the homosexual community, it has caused nothing but media panic within the Country of the U.S.A. Much is not known of this drug, although it is known that the zombie apocalypse that has left millions dead has been caused from this drug.

Symptoms may include:

Pumpkin Raping.

Eating Penises.

Eating Bills vetoed by the 17th president Andrew Johnson.

On rare occasion, people have been noted to eat faces.
"Hey, what would be a great way to eradicate life on earth as we know it?"

"Fuck man, i don't know. Like bath salt?"

"Haha your a dumbass man, no one can get fucked up by that!"

"Challenge excepted."
Bath Salt by GuidoWhoFistPumps December 18, 2012