Progressive Bashment
Is a form of
verbal abuse where victims are subjected to a continual stream of relentless,
irritating and pointless nagging. This is then shortly followed by the victim then bashing the abuser (parent, boss etc…) around the head with wet tea bags followed by half eaten apples.
People guilty of
Progressive Bashment say:
“I don’t mean to go on but…” Then go on… and on...and on...
“I know I’ve said this already…” Then says it again…and again...
“I don’t mean to state the
obvious but…” Then states the
obvious, again and again...