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ball meat 

Example 1:
Frat boy: "That party last night was total ball meat bro."

Example 2:
Tiger Woods: "I went to a Nickelback concert over the weekend. It was ball meat!"

cock n ball medly 

Noun- A situation where you are required to take unwarranted beef missles to the face while trying to do your job.
Mechanic A: What are you working on there?
Mechanic B: A real buttwagon, turbo WRX.
Mechanic A: Sounds like a real cock n ball medly.

Frizz Ball Mess 

A head of hair that is unmanageable

A frizzy cluster of messy hair.

A disaster of a hair'do.

Dry, unkept, brittle hair.

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'nooo, don't take a picture of me with my hair looking like a frizz ball mess'!

'that girl's hair is one big frizz ball mess'
Frizz Ball Mess by Lucy Ricardo October 17, 2008

Jirka’s Ball Method 

When you rest one of your balls on the neck of the bottle and create underpressure inside by heating it with a lighter.
Broo Jirka’s ball method just made me cum

Ball of Mess 

1. (Adj.) One who has tangled hair from rolling around in bed, who giggles and grins as if high, and who is a lover without a rulebook. They tend to be driven by adrenaline, and are spontaneous, playful, in-the-moment people. They laugh at their own foolishness, yet take pride in being unique.
2. (Adj.) One who tends to get into trouble often with higher authority, but are looked at with sympathy from onlookers because they're just so damn cute.
He snapped her picture as she emerged from under the covers, hair askew and facial expressions wild; clearly his little ball of mess.

Only clumsy balls of messes drop their glass vases in the toilet, hitting the seat at exactly the right angle so they shatter into a bajillion pieces.

Balls of messes stand defiant and strong, even when the world opposes them.
Ball of Mess by Incubus&Succubus September 15, 2010

Ball of Meat 

Ball of Meat by Taylor Beach March 22, 2017