baker's dozen 

An act in which a man engages in at least 13 coital engagements to ejaculation, all within a 24 hour period. Represents high achievement of male sexual stamina, much as a marathon is to a runner or as ballooning around the world is to rich white men.

Man: How was the trip to see your "girlfriend"?
Dude: Man, I tore her ass up! Made it a baker's dozen just so she wouldn't forget.
Man: Whatever, Dude. Doesn't count if you cranked them out by hand.

baker's dozen by Maj February 19, 2004

BAKER'S DOZEN 

SELF IMPOSED SEXUAL "GOAL" THAT REQUIRES ONE OF PARTICIPANTS TO ORGASM TWELVE TIMES BEFORE THE OTHER DOES ONCE. USED MAINLY BY THOSE WHO LIKE TO GIVE MORE THAN RECEIVE.

I live by the Baker's Dozen Rule.... You have to orgasm twelve times before I get to once.

BAKER'S DOZEN by BLACKWIDOWLIVEZ September 28, 2017

Baker's Dozen 

Sticking 12 objects up a woman's vagina and sucking out 13

What's grosser than gross? Sticking 12 oysters up a Grandmother's cunt and getting a baker's dozen.

Baker's Dozen by delusional in TX January 8, 2012

Baker's Dozen 

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.

Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."

Baker's Dozen by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022

Baker's Dozen 

when a donut baker is feeling really generous and gives you and extra donut in you box of 12

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Baker's Dozen by iminhellplshelpahhh September 7, 2024

Baker’s Dozen 

When you receive a Blowbag, and then squeeze it back onto the person who gave it to you.

So there I was, slamin’ Tina from behind and she freaking Blowbagged me. So I turned her over and gave her my Baker’s Dozen. Fair’s fair.

Baker’s Dozen by Mojomanocho June 30, 2021

Baker’s dozen 

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times

Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen

Baker’s dozen by Datbitch23456 September 6, 2021