Bagel Song 

You don't need to define the bagel Song, because the bagel Song defines itself.

The fuckin' bagel Song

Bagel Song by WTFC's? October 16, 2008

bagel shit

when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.

man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.

bagel shit by ur bother June 14, 2010

bagel slapped 

To Uber Pwn a n00b, or to slap a n00b with bagels

LOL Bagel slapped N00b

bagel slapped by Ub3r St3v3 June 11, 2006

bagel snatcher 

Literally means anal rapist, very serious insult.

Hey, I saw you going to 12th base with my fiancé, you bagel snatcher!

bagel snatcher by cranberrywhisperer13 December 5, 2016

Bagel sweats 

After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.

*leaving a bakery*
Jackson: Holy crap do I have the bagel sweats. Crank the A/C!

Bagel sweats by Emleh June 5, 2015

bagel seeds 

A bagel seed is small cheerio shaped oat that is good for the heart.

guy: boi gimme sum o dose bagl seadz
guy: mmm yumi bagel seeds

bagel seeds by bagelseedboi October 22, 2019

bagel sniffer 

A person that employs bagel sniffing in order to determine bagel tastiness. Often times a lazy dumb ass who surfs the internet every morning until the department baby sitter comes in, and then a little more discreetly for the rest of the day.

person 1: I'm having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: That dumb ass will only make things worse.
person 2: Yea, just call Eric or Gil.

bagel sniffer by AlexTheNewGuy January 18, 2006