Aloof Giant

One who is of gargantuan proportions, usually above eight feet tall, who is distant in every aspect of himself and the world as a whole, and thus stumbles about as if he has lost his wits because his of massive size and aloofness.

1. The Aloof Giant stumbled about like an Asian grizzly bear, surrounded by his posse of aloof mini-giants.

2. Amy, are you crazy? That's the Aloof Giant! He can topple over and crush you at any second!

Aloof Giant by Paddy McShanty July 3, 2007

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Aloof, alOof, alooF by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 19, 2025

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Poop Aloof

When one is too shy to poop at a friend's house, and must resort to coming up with lies and excuses to go back to their house in order to take care of business.

"Homie says he went home to check on his cat, but I'm pretty sure he went home to take a dump."

"Why didn't he just go here?"

"Because there's only one bathroom and he's poop aloof."

Poop Aloof by Beehiver January 26, 2010

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goofy aloof

A kid acting like a punk.

He's sure goofy aloof, isn't he?

goofy aloof by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

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Alofukit

A Way of Life, like YOLO or Hakuna Matata. Comes from "alofoke", Dominican slang for doing something on the fly or spontaneously. como hacerlo "a lo 'fuck it'".

"We out to the club, ALOFUKIT!"
"Fuck YOLO, it's all about that Alofukit mentality!"
"You ain't about dat Alofukit lyfe."

Alofukit by Raffy Regulus June 8, 2013

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