algebra 

1. A class that makes complete sense to some people, while annoying the hell out of others.
2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids

1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a 46!
2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.

algebra by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

algebra 

Possibly the worst class ever created in the history of mathematics and education in general. You sit in a classroom listening to a boring teacher talking about solving for x, writing y as a function of x, and finding out what the slope is of (18, 92) and (68, 92). While in this class, half of the students understand it perfectly and end up getting A's and sometimes even 100's on the tests, while the rest of us who suck donkey balls at algebra study for five fucking hours only to receive a fucking 30 on the test.

Right now I have an F in Ms. Preston's algebra class. Yeah motherfucker, an F. Why? Because I would rather drink pinkish-red colored anal excretions than do algebra. Why, just last night I studied for about two hours for a fucking algebra test I ended getting a fucking F on. Who cares if I fail, I'm never going to need this shit in the real world.

algebra by Grand Lizard Theodore September 19, 2006

algebra 

Synonym of the word "pointless."

Algebra:
If Johnny has 5 apples, and Susie has 7 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat their goddamn apples!?

algebra by index cards September 18, 2007

Algebra 

Algebra is a topic that was created thousands of years ago for the sole purpose of pissing high school students off.

I got an F in algebra, now I've gotta take it agian!

Algebra by BlueHair April 21, 2005

Algebra 

The number one shittiest and stupidest subject ever invented!!

Fuck Algebra.

Algebra by AdomC April 28, 2015

Algebra 

(Noun) Math you'll never use, but they teach it anyway, and make you suffer while you do tons of boring ass problems, that are as tough as balls. Ex. Find x : y=3/6x+56y*120(89) Did that make any sense? No?!
That's what i thought...

Why are you crying?
(sniff) I was assigned algebra homework...
May God have mercy on your soul...

Algebra by HipsterHero November 2, 2017

Algebra 

The devil took the alphabet and turned it into hell.

Guy 1: We’re doing algebra today!

Guy 2: Ugh, I fricking hate algebra.

Guy1: Maybe if you still had your “X” girlfriend, she could help you!

Guy 2: ...

Guy 2: GO TO HELL JIMMY!

Algebra by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff November 24, 2020