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It is of Scottish and Gaelic origin, and its meaning is "defender of mankind"
Alasdair saved my life
alasdair by Bobbbbbby December 9, 2008

Alistair Morrison 

gayest cunt ever (also a cripple)..... will also turn women gay and has to have sexual intercourse 8 times to not be considered a virgin
dan: Fuck off Alistair you crippled cunt

leo: You stupid fuck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend gay
Alistair: sorry guys I can't help it I guess I'm just a Alistair Morrison(virgin)

alistair 

Alistair
Scottish - Male
Defender of men.

Alistair has 8 variant forms: Alastair, Alastor, Aleister, Alisdair, Alistaire, Alister, Allister and Aly.
I R TANK, alistair is a common tanker name
alistair by TankerAL January 25, 2008
the closest man will ever get to god
generally is a guy who can charm any woman
anyone who crosses him DIES
alasdair was walking down the street and a black cat crossed half his path then exploded
Alasdair by Im back! September 15, 2010

Alistair 

what you name your baby boy when he is the cutest thing on this planet! Also means Defender of Man!
Oh look, he's almost cute enough to call Alistair
Alistair by schmuk June 13, 2008

alastair 

Basically, an alastair is someone who rules and everyone should worship. To be an alastair, you need to be amazing at everything.
Jake is turning into an alastair...
no i wouldnt say hes that good :P
alastair by Al Mac April 20, 2006