affectee Share definition Flag A person that u dont officially have a "crush" on or "like" but would say yes if they asked u out, and are agreeable to hang out with. "That guy is my affectee... if he asked me out, I'd TOTALLY say yes!" affectee by Emma January 1, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the affectee mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch