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dead on balls accurate 

an automotive industry term used to describe something that is 100% exact
The oil gauge is 100% dead on balls accurate

Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog 

A song created by Animation Domination High-Def and published to YouTube on July 28, 2014.
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog:

Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog

Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!

When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves

Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!

Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs

Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!

scary accurate

Correct about something (usually personal aspects) to a seemingly unexplainable degree, thereby inducing fear.
"You have to try that psychic tarot rune personality test popup with the green dancing monkeys. It's scary accurate!"

"Candee thought it was scary accurate that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease."
scary accurate by Samcastic October 21, 2007

totally accurate battle simulator

Ok if you really typed that whole thing you deserve a round of applause because everyone is to lazy to. So tabs is a game when you make two ragedall armies fight to the death kinda like Cesar.
Hey, do want to play totally accurate battle simulator.

rectally accurate 

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth
wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct
rectally accurate by JudgeTred August 10, 2016

sexually accurate 

A term used to describe when something is satisfactory in a manner seemingly sexual, but has no relation to sex itself. Can be used to describe to describe cuts of meat, an event, or a person.
(1) How do you like your steak?
sexually accurate
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(2) Hey how was the party last night?
Oh great! i met this chick that was sooo sexually accurate
What does that even mean?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW BECAUSE I AM A TOOL AND ARE MAKING UP WORDS TO FIT IN
Actually, sexually accurate is a word.
Oh.
Yeah.
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