Carve you open like a turkey 

When dat puss so tight you just carve it open like a turkey

Yo, girl, imma carve you open like a turkey so I can eat Thanksgiving dinner

Carve you open like a turkey by Cannibalhorse December 4, 2016

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. 

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

You a Turkey 

the person calling you a turkey is basically saying you a bitch , go getcho lick back.

jamal: Yo mom fat ash dickhead.

James: ….

Dashawn: You a turkey youngboul , personally i wouldn’t go for that , i’d slap em.

You a Turkey by PhillyslangBox April 6, 2022

Two Hicks and a Spick Chase a Turkey Down a Gold Mine

A mixed adult beverage that contains Jack Daniels and Jim Beam ( two hicks), Jose Cuervo ( a spick), Wild Turkey, and Goldslager.

Two hicks and a spick chase a turkey down a gold mine. Thats kinda hard to put into a sentence.

Two Hicks and a Spick Chase a Turkey Down a Gold Mine by yella fella March 23, 2011

Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich 

So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.

Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich

Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019

making a turkey 

Getting a blow-job under the table after putting a tablecloth over it to hide who you are receiving it from.

Look at him you can totally tell he is making a turkey!

making a turkey by David Blaze October 2, 2006

Having a turkey

Advanced Cockney slang. Original form ‘having a turk’ .

Rhyming slang - Turkish bath - Laugh
To have a laugh.
Often used in disbelief.

‘Are you having a turkey’?
‘Your having a turkey ‘

Having a turkey by Pike tfi November 5, 2017