Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder

A residual mental illness caused by chronic exposure to the high-pitched, pneumatic barking of small dogs belonging to one’s neighbors.

I am slowly but surely getting some distance from this Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder; I’ve noticed a decrease in my hypervigilance to sound since I removed myself from the noisy old neighborhood that was heavily populated by an army of tiny yappers who reacted to every single sound throughout those days and nights.

Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

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Yip yapping

Synonymous to blabbering.

A: Do you know what happens to us when we die?

B: I'm gonna go pick my shoes while you lie there yip yapping about life.

Yip yapping by Namastedoston July 21, 2016

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Yomping

Royal Marines slang describing a long distance march carrying full kit.

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The most famous yomp of recent times was during the 1982 Falklands War. After disembarking from ships at San Carlos on East Falkland, on 21 May 1982, Royal Marines and members of the Parachute Regiment yomped (and tabbed) with their equipment across the islands, covering 56 miles (90 km) in three days carrying 80 pounds (36 kg) loads.

Yomping by Captain Awesome1991 November 14, 2011

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what are you yapping about

When someone is saying something that is either annoying, complicated, not believable or you simply don't know what else to say, you just ask them what they're yapping about.

Person K: bro i just clap some account 200dl rn stfu nahh bro
Person B: what are you yapping about

what are you yapping about by MyManOrWhat June 23, 2020