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a bottle to smoke weed in which you use a golf club and cigarettes
A sweet bottle with a small hole to fit a section of a golf club the circumference of a cigarette about 6 inches long (with tape around the middle so you dont burn yourself). Used as a marijuana smoking device so the mouth hole of the bottle is used to breathe in the smoke that burns from the end of the golf club tube. A portion of a cigerette is inserted into the golf club tube (yacht tube) and on top of the cigarette you put however much weed you want. You burn it slowly and it comes out fat into the bottle then you breathe it all in. If you hold it in you can throw up.

"Fuck yeah that was a fat yacht!"
"Who wants first yacht?"
"Lets smoke some yachts!"
yacht by XJAMESTILDEATHX March 26, 2008
mixing marijuana and tobacco into a plastic bong with a cone bowl over flowing with marajuana and popping it threw the bowl in one single hoot.

Also shotty yacht using zebra pen.
me: Pack me a F**king Yacht bro
Wes: F**K You man pack your self you're own yacht.
Me: Pass me the yacht smoke and weed then.
Yacht by Smilez420 June 21, 2009
A penis 8 inches or over that is uncircumcised (has a sail).
Girl/Guy 1: I met this great guy last week, he has a yacht!
Girl/Guy 2: I've never had bigger than a dinghy!
Yacht by DoctorYachtopus July 29, 2016
adjective meaning 'the unexpectedly brilliant result of what initially appears to be misfortune'.

The word came about after 3 guys trying to get from sardinia to corsica missed the ferry. But rather than wallow in misery, they comandeered a yacht, and sailed over, looking a million dollars! Totally yacht!
"Got thrown out of the club, but pulled a nang swedish girl on the nightbus home.... it was totally yacht."
Yacht by Bonifacio April 23, 2006
An unpleasant sour smell, usually resulting from rotting decay or the aroma of any number of bodily fluids or wastes.
The lady is cleaning tables with an old dish rag and bleach, it smells like yacht in here now.

The obese lady just climbed a flight of stairs, she's sweating profusely and smells like crotch yacht.
yacht by Josh5508 October 24, 2006
It’s when you motorboat tits bigger than triple D’s
I went motorboating with Jade & spend a whole ass day on the yacht with Haylee.
Yacht by Dongs & Thongs August 13, 2020